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Bleurenee
06-09-2008, 10:06 PM
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE





A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged

man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off

him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked

directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over

and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want

me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition...'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You

have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'



The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a

$20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with

her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully

said....



'Clean my house.' :lol:

Silverm00n
06-11-2008, 04:20 PM
LOL, if only! :whack:

Bleurenee
06-11-2008, 08:29 PM
No doubt, but more than likely he would just shove everything in a clothes basket and stick it in the closet. But if he was naked and covered in enough oil.....:bcake:

Sneux
06-13-2008, 08:38 PM
lol taht is funny..even though im a guy...still funny

long_dead_hero
06-17-2008, 11:08 AM
i agree with Sneux, that is a funny one .... my gf must have picked up a similar joke cause i ended up cleaning her bedroom .... lol

Bleurenee
06-18-2008, 01:11 PM
A koala bear was sitting in a tree giggling when a gecko crawled by. "What's so funny?" asks the gecko.
"I'm up here gettin' stoned." replies the koala. "C'mon up and have a toke my gecko-man."

The gecko climbs the tree and partakes. After awhile, he's getting horrible cotton mouth, so he tells the koala he has to go get a drink.

The gecko goes down to the lake, stumbling and giggling. He bends over to take a drink, falls in, laughs, stands up, falls over, etc. The commotion attracts an alligator.

The alligator asks, "What is your problem, gecko?"
"Dude, I'm getting high with a koala bear," the gecko replies. "Up there in the tree gator-dude."

The alligator doesn't believe it so he goes over to the tree to check things out.

The koala sees the alligator walking up to the tree and yells, "DUDE!! HOW MUCH FRICKIN' WATER DID YOU DRINK!!?"

Silverm00n
06-19-2008, 12:57 AM
The Best!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: