Velvet_Rose
05-15-2009, 01:38 PM
I just thought I'd share some of my favourite silly, half-cocked jokes. Hope you like 'em:
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud.
Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q. What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
A. Half a cat (a little sick, I know)
Q. How do you get two whales in a car?
A. Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge (possibly only funny if you're a UK native)
and my favourite bad joke of all time:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud.
Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q. What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
A. Half a cat (a little sick, I know)
Q. How do you get two whales in a car?
A. Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge (possibly only funny if you're a UK native)
and my favourite bad joke of all time:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.